Humor
epub |eng | 2005-03-14 | Author:Thomas J. Craughwell

Intel’s Revenge One evening at a bar, two engineers from Intel were bitching about their favorite villain, Bill Gates, president of Microsoft. “You guys are so predictable,” the bartender said ...
( Category: Humor January 14,2023 )
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Chester Gattle [Gattle, Chester]

XV. Jacob was early by about twenty minutes. He sat by himself in the center of UABC’s cafeteria, where he’d be easily seen. Overhead, exposed ventilation and iron support beams ...
( Category: Lawyers & Criminals January 14,2023 )
epub |eng | | Author:Rochelle Bradley [Bradley, Rochelle]

JOSIAH Josiah took Cowboy to the back-country. The engine could spook the cattle so he opted to make repairs. The morning heat made a sweat breakout. A windmill water pump ...
( Category: Comedy January 14,2023 )
epub |eng | 2019-01-02 | Author:Charles St. Anthony [Anthony, Charles St.]

LATTE MONEY IN MY POCKET And now it’s time for a breakdown. I’ll preface this section by mentioning that people who deliver by cars make much more money than I ...
( Category: Humor January 14,2023 )
epub |eng | 2017-07-17 | Author:Michele E. Gwynn

Chapter Six Regrets, I’ve had a Few & Who Ordered the Crabs? BRIT AWOKE TO HER LAST day in Vegas. Today, seminars would come to an end, and there was ...
( Category: Men, Women & Relationships January 14,2023 )
epub |eng | 2014-06-10 | Author:Slim Randles

Remember: Work that is cheerfully done for free usually pays best. SEVEN cow-boy (kou’boi’) n. a man who will walk three miles to catch a horse so he can ride ...
( Category: Humor January 14,2023 )
epub |eng | | Author:Roy Blount Jr.

BLUE YODEL 15 JUBAL They picked me up at the home and took me to the Tennessee Wilson plays. This bunch of women did. At the Pistable Chutch. I never ...
( Category: Men, Women & Relationships January 14,2023 )
epub |eng | | Author:Sue Langenberg

Making Noise About Men I try not to jump on the male versus female food fight too often these days. Some gender will always accuse me of some bashing or ...
( Category: Humor January 14,2023 )
epub |eng | | Author:Nick Bruechle [Bruechle, Nick]

15 Next level If being a poorly skilled graffiti artist was a thrill, becoming a burglar and vandal was definitely next level. Breaking and entering is no misdemeanour, it’s a ...
( Category: Humor January 13,2023 )
epub |eng | | Author:Paul M. Levitt

MISDEMEANOR N For the sixth year in a row, the Carmel City High School Tigers placed last in the marching band contest. The principal, Mr. Ferule, was furious. So the ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay January 13,2023 )
epub |eng | 2012-07-08 | Author:Zanesh Catkin [Catkin, Zanesh]

14 The Guardian Awakes Daeid woke. He stood up and stretched, then moved smoothly into his daily workout, combining yoga poses, tai chi moves, aikido and resistance exercises. For a ...
( Category: Humor January 13,2023 )
epub |eng | 2013-01-15 | Author:Jim Davis [Davis]

www.andrewsmcmeel.com ISBN: 9781449454180 ATTENTION: SCHOOLS AND BUSINESSES Andrews McMeel books are available at quantity discounts with bulk purchase for educational, business, or sales promotional use. For information, please e-mail the ...
( Category: Cats, Dogs & Animals January 13,2023 )
epub |eng | 2018-07-30 | Author:KEndric C. Smith [KEndric C. Smith]

1. I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves. 2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain. 3. My girlfriend started ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles January 13,2023 )
epub |eng | 2015-01-01 | Author:Sydney George Fisher

“June 4 1741 Daniel Harrison sent in his account of wood carted for burning two negroes. Allowed cur’y 0.11.0.” (Hatfield’s “History of Elizabeth,” p. 364.) The colonial custom in all ...
( Category: Cultural, Ethnic & Regional January 13,2023 )
epub |eng | 2013-01-15 | Author:Lindon Meadows

“Beshrew the beast!” Dame Perkins said, “How Farmer John will stare To see me coming back so soon Upon his old grey mare!” As though of this opinion, too, The ...
( Category: Humor January 13,2023 )